Too Little Too Late

Hey lady in line at McDonald's, you're not impressing us with your parenting skills.  Your two kids aren't paying attention because you need to discipline them more often than your weekly foray to Mickey D's. We all love our kids to death, but when you speak to them at a volume and tone that actually is meant to impress the adults around you, we know what's up.  Do your cute little tikes a favor and teach them to accept the word NO for an answer when you're at home.